I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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