i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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