I cockslap morals
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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