Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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