I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
