I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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