Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Racing128 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.

Fav 19 5776 1295
share tweet
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.

Fav 7 1585 2364
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man

Fav 12 3526 1354
share tweet
(941): View more from Florida

its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.

Fav 10 5575 1377
share tweet
(217): View more from Illinois

Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.

Fav 5 940 2454
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.

Fav 9 2140 1307
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(778): View more from British Columbia

I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"

Fav 17 2280 1643
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"

Fav 2 789 572
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.

Fav 1 9 65
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT