apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
birth control should be required to get into college
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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