I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Randomize
