My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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