Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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