Pappa wants mamma naked
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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