Dual....:-)
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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