Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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