Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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