Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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