Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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