youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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