he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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