i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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