where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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