i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Pants are for mortals
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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