It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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