Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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