living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
