It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
