Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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