Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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