I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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