You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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