Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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