Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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