Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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