SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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