i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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