Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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