"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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