I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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