who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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