She announced her abortion via fbk
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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