Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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