Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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