How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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