Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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where does the pee come out of this thing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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