There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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