bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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