I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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