Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
