Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was CRYING into my vagina
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
