His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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