This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just pee around me
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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