marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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