My cat gives me a boner
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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