The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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