Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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