i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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